Hogan doesn´t know anything!

                             NERO

If you believe in reincarnation you probably wonder were this pinhead´s freelancing nowadays?!?

*Reincarnation* means that he could be your wife, boss, best friend et cetera. 

Who knows???

Hogan knows best! (I don´t think so!)

2012

2012 could just be an average year, if there wasn´t so much hype about this particular hour. New Agers have REALLY got to this particular field and fabricated a lot of doomsday scenarios, without any relevant information. Of course something will happen, because there are a load of people (wankers) who´re actually believing in this total sheit!

New Age bullshitters love this theme, but I REALLY don´t think that we expect any earthshaking in terms of what´s been predicted so far. Of course it´s a good thing that the New Age movements finally have started to believe in something. Anyhow, some things will happen sooner or later...

But hey, who am I to Judge?

The illusionist

I´m right now sitting behind the scenes of the great stage illusionist and serving old Harry sewage wastewater with rusks, while The agonized Hen´s being served fresh water with heavenly biscuits... Obviously the Cloven Hoof´s now desperately trying to keep up with his appearance, because the Universal Life Force´s getting a tight chokehold on him when adjusting the right earthly balances!

The BIG question: Are you in or are you OUT?

The Hen!

I´m not trying to be or act like a Michael Moore wannabe! I´m actually born with a silver spoon in my mouth!

The thing is that a couple of years ago I met The Hen (Yeah, the Totem itself) who told me that it´s time to change the overcooked, cheaply produced macaronis in my brain to al dente cooked whole-wheat pasta! . . .

During this same meeting The Hen checked my "ticker" (which was in perfect shape) and reconnected the cables from my lookout tower to the cardiac organ.

(The Hen mumbled something about major plans)

Before our meeting was over The Hen said:

- It´s definitively not an easy task I´m giving you, because everyone has failed on this mission so far! (Shit!!!) Stay humble and keep your God given direction at any cost, otherwise. . .

(A BIG thanx to the "anonymous" editor-in-chief... :0)